Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
Q: Where do you find giant snails?
Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
Q: What do elephants have that no other animal has?
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Q: What happens when "you" and "I" are gone?
Q: What has 6 eyes but can't see? A: 3 blind mice.
Q: Who earns money driving their customers away? A: A taxi driver.
The teacher speaking to a student said, "Saud, name two pronouns." Saud who suddenly woke up, said, "Who, me?"
A student asked, "What's the matter?"
"Tense," answered the teacher, describing how he felt.
The student paused, then continued, "What was the matter? What has been the matter? What might have been the matter... ?"